i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone
(via pizza)
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
(via baracknobama)
(via lovequotesrus)
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
(via fluerly)