i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone
(via pizza)
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
(via baracknobama)
(Source: theycollarautumn-blog, via lovequotesrus)
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
(Source: keylethwasleft, via fluerly)